I made an Ira Glass bot

A couple of weeks back This American Life ran an episode on how we read things differently depending on the context. They started the show with a section about InspiroBot. Host Ira Glass declared his love for the InspiroBot and interviewed the people behind it.

Since I love semi auto generated texts and Ira Glass is one of my favorite journalists I decided to make an Ira Glass "bot". Calling it a bot is actually a bit overstated. It's not like it can hold a conversation or anything. Here's what I did:

Downloaded all the This American Life transcripts

import os
from requests import get

def download(url, file_name):
    with open(file_name, "wb") as file:
        response = get(url)

for i in range(1, 664):
    url = f"https://www.thisamericanlife.org/{i}/transcript"
    fn = f"./data/raw_{i}.html"

    if not os.path.exists(fn):
        print(f"Downloading ep. {i}")
        download(url, fn)

Extracted everything Ira Glass said

I first tried a regex but that got hairy fast. So I picked up Scrapy that I've used before. That got me reacquainted with Xpath selectors. The syntax is about as readable as regexes but it's very powerful.

import os
from scrapy.selector import Selector

def keep(text):
    result = True

    if "[" in text:
        result = False

    if "]" in text:
        result = False

    if len(text) == 0:
        result = False

    return result

for i in range(1, 664):
    input = f"./data/raw_{i}.html"
    output = f"./data/raw_{i}.txt"

    items = []
    if not os.path.exists(output):
        data = open(input).read()
        xpath = "//h4[text()='Ira Glass']/following-sibling::*//descendant-or-self::*//text()"

        items = [i for i in items if keep(i)]

        text = " ".join(items)

        fh = open(output, "w")

Generated 100000 text snippets

Here I used pydodo, a Markov text generator that I wrote ages ago.

from pydodo import EnglishMarkov
import time
import os

outputfolder = "./generated"

def get_start_number(folder):
    ls = os.listdir(folder)
        result = max([int(item.split(".")[0]) for item in ls]) + 1
    except ValueError:
        result = 0
    return result

def get_model(input):
    mm = EnglishMarkov()
    mm = mm.remove_pines()
    return mm

def generate(model, n, start_number, folder):
    t1 = time.time()
    count = 0
    while count < n:
        # Generate a sentence
        sent = model.generate_sentence()
        # Only hang on to it if it's longer then 90 characters.
        if len(sent) > 90:

            fn = os.path.join(folder, f"{start_number + count}.txt")
            fh = open(fn, "w")
            count += 1
            print(f"{count} / {n}")
    t2 = time.time()

    print(n / (t2 - t1))

model = get_model("./data/all_data.txt")
generate(model, 100000, get_start_number("./generated"), "./generated")

The front end

The front end is all static HTML/CSS with at dash of JavaScript to load in new text snippets. The loadRandomUrl function picks a random number in the range 1 - 100000, fetches the corresponding text snippet and inserts it on the page.

reload = function(url, number, reloadbuttontext){
    placeholder = document.getElementById("placeholder");
    reloadbutton = document.getElementById("reloadbutton");

    buttontexts = ["More!", "Go!", "Deeper!", "Into!", "The!", "Abyss!"];
    index = buttontexts.indexOf(reloadbutton.textContent);
    if (index == -1) {
    newbuttontext = buttontexts[1];
    } else {
    newbuttontext = buttontexts[(index + 1) % buttontexts.length];

    .then(function(response) {
        return response.text();
        placeholder.textContent = text;
        if (reloadbuttontext) {
        reloadbutton.textContent = newbuttontext;


randomUrl = function(number){
    return 'https://mirrorglass.oivvio.com/script_to_track/'+ number + '.txt';

randomNumber = function(){
    max = 100000;
    return Math.floor(Math.random() * Math.floor(max)) + 1;

loadRandomUrl = function(reloadbuttontext=true){
    newUrl = randomUrl(randomNumber());
    reload(newUrl, randomNumber, reloadbuttontext);

window.onload = function(){